Despite all the hooplah about the IRS cracking down on celebrity swag bags, the swag bags at this year’s Grammy Awards are anything but modest. Presenters and performers such as Shakira, Justin Timberlake and Carrie Underwood will be walking away with: a certificate for a luxe retreat to the Morongo Casino Resort Spa, a two-night stay at the Hilton Whistler Resort and Spa in Canada, a year long membership to the Sports Club/LA, products from beauty Bar, A Netflix subscription, an iPod stereo system among other items. If Justin Timberlake happens to come down with the flu, I’d like to use this time to generously offer myself up as a presenter.
 And don’t feel sorry for all the celebs in the audience. They will have their pick of eyeglasses by Prada, Marc Jacobs and others from Solstice, Joluka jean jackets, a Gibson guitar and Dr. Spela hair products.